Woo Hoo - Party!

Today my dh and I have decided that we are going to throw a "We Suck As Parents Party!" Do you too suck as a parent? I bet you don't suck as much as we do! We have the his, hers and ours combination sort of family. His hates him and mine hates me. The other two are too young to begin their hatred but give them time. His is holding strongly to her hatred while mine can just never be satisfied. We must have forgotten their manuals at the hospital or something. Either way we have ensured that their instability will surely be blamed on our sucking as parents. Instead of a college fund we need to create a therapy fund.