Thursday Thirteen #50 - Jokes

Ever have those days when you need to laugh to keep from crying? Well here's a post for you! I need more humor in my life so I'm going for 13 clean jokes here. Feel free to add one in the comment section if you have a good one.
1.) Why are aliens afraid to eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
2.) What kind of pants to ghosts wear? Scaredy pants.
3.) Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same
way - 'Take a clean dish."
4.) How do you annoy an archaeologist? give him a tampon and ask what period it came from
5.) What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women? Money!
6.) What shouldn't you wear at a coffee bar? A "tea" shirt!
7.) Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
8.) What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
9.) What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
10.) Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
11.)What is the main reason Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the badf girls live.
12.) What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
13.) What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.