He's A Hoot!

Him: "Mommy, do you know why I want you to have a girl?"
Me: "No, why?"
Him: "Because I want a sister who isn't so junkie!"
Me: "Junkie? What does that mean?"
Him: "You know like how (big sis) is always messy and eats fast food?"
Me: "Cracking up at this point!"
Him: "And you know what Mommy?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "Then you could have some girl talk!"

LOL - He's a riot.