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Can you guess who the honorary choir member is at this performance?

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Family Fun at The Fall Festival

Popcorn, snow cones and a train! We had some happy campers today. The kids had such a great time at our church's Fall Festival. I wish we would have gotten there earlier today but we had a long list of things to attend today. We could not get Silly off of the train. She cried when they packed it up to leave. We finally distracted her with pumpkin patch duty!

 My son is trying to be a chicken. I'm not really sure why!?

 Trying to get all three of them to pose for a photo is nearly impossible.

 He was having fun traveling from spot to spot for a photo opportunity.

 Yep, she has a mouth full of pizza! We had it delivered to the pumpkin patch. Since we got there so late in the day they were already sold out of food. There was a great turn out from the community for this event.

 They look so sweet and so grown up! Tomorrow they are showing The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown as the movie in the pumpkin patch. The kids are so excited! This has to be one of our favorite times of the year.

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Easter - Kramer Style

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Invoice #032910 - Bill to Dr. X

Dear Dr. X,
Below you will find an invoice for today's services. My son had an appointment today at 10:30am. We arrived at 10:00am and although I realize this is early it was my hope that since the visit was a follow up we could get in and out rather quickly. However, when your 10am patient was not called until 10:45am. that clearly says that you are running 45 minutes (minimum) behind. Regardless of whether I showed up at exactly 10:30am and if my calculations are correct that would mean that I could have possibly not gone into another waiting room to wait for you even longer for another 15 minutes. I at least gave you until 11am before I decided to leave. I thought this was rather kind of me. First, I allowed the rest of your waiting room patients not to have to endure my very hungry, tired, bouncing off the walls, and at times screaming children. I saved you money by not entertaining them with your hand sanitizer. Please understand that because of your tardiness regardless of the reason I have lost time, gas, preschool time that I already paid for and mileage on my vehicle. My baby also experienced pain and suffering by not being allowed to get her regularly scheduled lunch and nap time. The fees incurred are based on current numbers of mileage reimbursement and calculations of stay at home mothers if they were paid a wage. My current salary would be $181,273.

Dr. X - Invoice #03292010

Total Amount:    $331.69 USD

Invoice
Qty	Item ID	Description	Unit Price	Amount
17.2	mileage	Fuel to Dr. X's office	0.55	9.46
19.6	mileage	Fuel from Dr. X to school	0.55	10.78
1	SPNS	Pain & Suffering for toddler	50.00	50.00
3	Time	Hours spent driving & waiting	87.15	261.45
Currency is in U.S. Dollars (USD)			Total:	$331.69 USD

Please make your check or money order payable to: A Renaissance Woman aka Mommy Kramer. You have net 15 days before your account is handed over to a third party collection agency.

Thank you for your business!

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What Chefs do when they are bored

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Ever have one of those days, when something seems a bit "off" but you just can't put your finger on it...

Or it seems like all the people around you are grouchy and just want to butt heads...

Or just, get into some kind of weird tug of war?

Sometimes, you just need to take a fresh new look and get a different perspective on things.

Remember, to try your best to show kindness to others...cuz it just feels so good!

(Sometimes looking at things from their perspective might help.....)

So, when life gets you down...

Remember to just keep going, and keep your head above water...

And you'll get by with a little help from your friends! 

To all of my family and friends....

Have a nice day!

 

 Remember God can't love you more than

 

HE already does!

 

Go Ahead....

Make Someone Smile!

 

GOD BLESS YOU!
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